Maybe Man

[00:00.00]Maybe Man - AJR
[00:00.23]Lyrics by:Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met
[00:00.46]Composed by:Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met
[00:00.69]Produced by:Ryan Met
[00:00.92]Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
[00:04.15]You'd yell in my face it'd be no big deal
[00:07.63]But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
[00:10.89]Don't want to be stone I changed my mind
[00:14.21]I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
[00:17.63]Then I could see the places I've been
[00:20.75]But then I would know that you're talkin' ****
[00:24.07]I don't want to know what my friends think
[00:27.40]Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
[00:30.81]I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
[00:33.82]But if I were my dog I wouldn't live long
[00:37.32]I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
[00:40.67]I wish I could act in a show on TV
[00:43.85]'Cause then I could practice not bein' me
[00:47.25]I'll practice my cry put it into my reel
[00:50.32]But you won't believe me when I cry for real
[00:53.93]I wish that my brain would triple in size
[00:57.12]I'd nail every joke I'd win every fight
[01:00.50]But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
[01:03.81]I don't wanna know the point of life
[01:07.17]In some other life I would be rich
[01:10.49]I'd travel in style I'd cover the bill
[01:13.78]But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
[01:17.08]Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
[01:20.18]If I was c*****e or a bottle of Jack
[01:23.68]I'd get invited to every frat
[01:27.03]But when you get old and your good days have passed
[01:30.28]You'll only want me when you're sad
[01:33.68]Wish I was a song your favorite one
[01:36.94]You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
[01:40.25]I would be there when your baby is born
[01:43.54]For two or three minutes then I'm gone
[01:46.94]I wish I was big as big as my house
[01:50.14]I'd sleep on the trees I'd skip every crowd
[01:53.54]But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
[01:56.76]God I could really use him now
[02:00.07]I wish I was God I'd never trip up
[02:03.42]And if I did well so ******* what
[02:06.77]I could be cruel and break all your stuff
[02:10.04]Yeah I'd be loved no matter what
[02:13.40]But if I was God it'd get kinda weird
[02:16.74]'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
[02:20.02]And then you would die you'd love me to death
[02:23.27]I never know who the hell I am
[02:29.60]I wish I was me whoever that is
[02:33.10]I could just be and not give a ****
[02:36.41]Hey I'll be whatever makes you a fan
[02:39.98]'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
[02:43.74]Am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am
[02:58.13]One two pandemonium
[03:06.29]One two pandemonium
[03:11.66]Here I go again
[03:15.00]One two pandemonium
[03:20.23]Here I go again
[03:23.47]One two pandemonium
[03:32.05]One two
[03:33.20]Here I go again
Maybe Man - AJR
Lyrics by:Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met
Composed by:Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met
Produced by:Ryan Met
Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't want to be stone I changed my mind
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' ****
I don't want to know what my friends think
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
I wish I could act in a show on TV
'Cause then I could practice not bein' me
I'll practice my cry put it into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
I don't wanna know the point of life
In some other life I would be rich
I'd travel in style I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
If I was c*****e or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days have passed
You'll only want me when you're sad
Wish I was a song your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes then I'm gone
I wish I was big as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God I could really use him now
I wish I was God I'd never trip up
And if I did well so ******* what
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah I'd be loved no matter what
But if I was God it'd get kinda weird
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die you'd love me to death
I never know who the hell I am
I wish I was me whoever that is
I could just be and not give a ****
Hey I'll be whatever makes you a fan
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
Am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am
One two pandemonium
One two pandemonium
Here I go again
One two pandemonium
Here I go again
One two pandemonium
One two
Here I go again