百变酒精 (Live)

[00:00.16]法老 - 百变酒精 (Live)
[00:00.93]作词：法老
[00:01.13]作曲：法老
[00:18.14]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
[00:20.08]我的酒品爆差
[00:21.11]但是我爆爱喝
[00:22.47]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
[00:24.45]但是让我疯狂喝酒
[00:25.87]你就会死
[00:26.73]我会掀起桌布
[00:27.79]给你吃个巴掌
[00:28.94]手握起白酒王
[00:29.95]然后吹牛撒谎
[00:31.25]老阿姨叫我宝贝
[00:32.43]男的自我保卫
[00:33.55]我暴揍我的老板
[00:34.57]并且丢了一个岗位
[00:35.89]宿醉醒来我发现我睡在工地
[00:38.04]次数多了我和工头居然成了 homie
[00:40.21]我不仅有了工作
[00:41.22]收入还低了几倍
[00:42.55]每天搬砖之后
[00:43.46]我们就要起飞
[00:44.76]Club里每天都有我的舞姿
[00:46.65]我们天天蹭卡
[00:47.66]消费从来不到50
[00:49.08]各种酒的品牌
[00:50.08]开始排队找我代言
[00:51.36]都被我给拒绝
[00:52.27]老子才不在乎钱
[00:53.54]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:55.71]我是百变酒精
[00:56.82]不是百变小樱
[00:57.88]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:00.16]今晚我要出门
[01:01.23]酒局你得小心
[01:02.34]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:04.52]我是百变酒精
[01:05.63]不是百变小樱
[01:06.74]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:08.97]今晚我要出门
[01:10.08]酒局你得小心
[01:11.38]保安给我过肩摔将我赶走
[01:13.32]隔壁为我何时呕吐
[01:14.54]开了一个盘口
[01:15.54]我的舞技
[01:16.20]让罗志祥也吓到颤抖
[01:17.85]每次跳完我都要吃
[01:19.01]三十五个馒头
[01:20.07]早上刷牙漱口洗脸都用酒精
[01:22.27]我已经成精了
[01:23.36]是只千年酒精
[01:24.52]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我敬酒
[01:26.80]我会把你打晕
[01:27.71]并且所有酒都抢走
[01:29.08]爸爸从不担心我会喝多酒驾
[01:31.36]救护车每天凌晨三点
[01:32.72]准时送我回家
[01:33.73]每次酒局以前
[01:34.69]我都备好一封遗书
[01:36.00]四十万个红疹排满我的肌肤
[01:38.02]我的嘴巴肿的
[01:38.94]就像是一根烤肠
[01:40.25]只要我能活着回家
[01:41.47]妈妈就会表扬
[01:42.53]酒精让我快乐
[01:43.69]酒精让我悲伤
[01:44.76]酒精将我肚子
[01:45.67]变成一整块的脂肪
[01:47.08]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:49.05]我是百变酒精
[01:50.11]不是百变小樱
[01:51.22]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:53.44]今晚我要出门
[01:54.48]酒局你得小心
[01:55.70]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:57.87]我是百变酒精
[01:59.04]不是百变小樱
[02:00.14]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:02.32]今晚我要出门
[02:03.43]酒局你得小心
[02:04.59]我一般不吐一吐吐个泳池
[02:06.77]我在里面游泳
[02:07.83]创造各种花式
[02:08.94]每次喝完我都会
[02:10.05]丢失一台手机
[02:11.17]如果没偷到我手机
[02:12.38]我隔日给你邮寄
[02:13.60]这就是我的性格
[02:14.76]充满血性
[02:15.62]每个摩的司机都把我当兄弟
[02:17.84]我和他们有36种击掌手势
[02:20.12]他们不仅送我回家
[02:21.33]还要抢光我的首饰
[02:22.65]今天早上我突然决定要戒酒
[02:24.62]因为我的女朋友
[02:25.68]想要和我分手
[02:26.79]哦 我想起来了
[02:28.16]我并没有女朋友
[02:29.17]那是十五年前
[02:30.23]那时我刚开始喝酒
[02:31.59]记得那时我的成绩非常优异
[02:33.66]都是喝假酒
[02:34.52]让我成了一个砂皮
[02:35.88]如果能够重来
[02:36.90]我一定适量饮酒
[02:38.11]像个真的男人一样
[02:39.27]来上一桶汽油
[02:40.28]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:42.55]我是百变酒精
[02:43.61]不是百变小樱
[02:44.73]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:46.85]今晚我要出门
[02:47.96]酒局你得小心
[02:49.12]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:51.30]我是百变酒精
[02:52.46]不是百变小樱
[02:53.57]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:55.75]今晚我要出门
[02:56.91]酒局你得小心
[03:15.66]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:17.88]我是百变酒精
[03:18.90]不是百变小樱
[03:20.01]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:22.13]今晚我要出门
[03:23.29]酒局你得小心
[03:24.46]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:26.57]我是百变酒精
[03:27.75]不是百变小樱
[03:28.90]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:31.12]今晚我要出门
[03:32.24]酒局你得小心