Ironic

[00:16.85]He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:22.25]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:27.39]It's a death row pardon two minutes late
[00:33.55]Isn't it ironic don't you think
[00:38.33]It's like rain
[00:41.71]on your wedding day
[00:44.08]It's a free ride
[00:47.36]when you've already paid
[00:49.78]It's the good advice
[00:53.01]that you just didn't take
[00:55.83]Who would've thought
[00:58.35]it figures
[01:01.53]Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:06.77]He packed his suitcase
[01:09.60]and kissed his kids good-bye
[01:12.52]He waited his whole damned life
[01:15.40]to take that flight
[01:18.32]And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:21.60]"Well isn't this nice "
[01:23.77]And isn't it ironic
[01:26.39]don't you think
[01:29.22]It's like rain
[01:32.39]on your wedding day
[01:34.66]It's a free ride
[01:38.04]when you've already paid
[01:40.36]It's the good advice
[01:43.54]that you just didn't take
[01:46.46]Who would've thought
[01:49.04]it figures
[01:52.16]Well life has a funny way
[01:54.59]of sneaking up on you
[01:56.10]When you think everything's okay
[01:58.16]and everything's going right
[02:03.36]And life has a funny way
[02:05.73]of helping you out when
[02:06.94]You think everything's gone wrong
[02:09.51]and everything blows up
[02:10.98]In your face
[02:14.71]A traffic jam
[02:17.33]when you're already late
[02:20.01]A no-smoking sign
[02:22.98]on your cigarette break
[02:25.71]It's like ten thousand spoons
[02:28.53]when all you need is a knife
[02:31.40]It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:33.27]And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:38.81]And isn't it ironic
[02:39.72]don't you think
[02:43.45]A little too ironic
[02:47.34]and yeah I really do think
[02:49.05]It's like rain
[02:52.48]on your wedding day
[02:54.90]It's a free ride
[02:58.28]when you've already paid
[03:00.55]It's the good advice
[03:03.88]that you just didn't take
[03:06.60]Who would've thought it figures
[03:17.19]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[03:24.25]Life has a funny funny way of helping you out
[03:31.67]Helping you out
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes late
Isn't it ironic don't you think
It's like rain
on your wedding day
It's a free ride
when you've already paid
It's the good advice
that you just didn't take
Who would've thought
it figures
Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase
and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damned life
to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice "
And isn't it ironic
don't you think
It's like rain
on your wedding day
It's a free ride
when you've already paid
It's the good advice
that you just didn't take
Who would've thought
it figures
Well life has a funny way
of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay
and everything's going right
And life has a funny way
of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong
and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam
when you're already late
A no-smoking sign
on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons
when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
don't you think
A little too ironic
and yeah I really do think
It's like rain
on your wedding day
It's a free ride
when you've already paid
It's the good advice
that you just didn't take
Who would've thought it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny funny way of helping you out
Helping you out