荒蛋

[00:01.19]从前是VV和KK
[00:03.84]后来KK和AA
[00:06.49]最后AA和ZZ
[00:09.13]谁都不认识CC
[00:11.78]从前是VV和KK
[00:14.54]后来KK和AA
[00:17.16]最后AA和ZZ
[00:19.74]谁都不认识CC
[00:44.34]不知道去哪儿寻找山和光
[00:47.00]还有危险的鸵鸟蛋
[00:49.31]一条鳄鱼初恋时候的秘密
[00:52.29]为何松鼠沉默摆手不提
[00:54.72]大雁 好久不见
[00:56.89]隔壁生了几窝蚰蜒
[00:59.78]听说 每个都长
[01:02.28]这次满月多带一点儿钱
[01:05.55]没关系不够的我借给你
[01:07.21]别把女儿嫁给我
[01:08.52]这个交易真是为难我
[01:10.96]毕竟前天遇见一只鹅
[01:12.62]他说要是娶了她
[01:13.95]就能拥有那条河
[01:15.97]再后来悲伤的花蟒蛇
[01:19.11]突然近视度数四万多啊四万多
[01:23.84]彩虹开始料理了
[01:26.38]从前是VV和KK
[01:29.14]后来KK和AA
[01:31.78]最后AA和ZZ
[01:34.39]谁都不认识CC
[01:37.05]从前是VV和KK
[01:39.77]后来KK和AA
[01:42.40]最后AA和ZZ
[01:45.01]谁都不认识CC
[02:10.05]胡乱吃的代价
[02:11.21]丑陋的像倭瓜
[02:12.48]听说美白找青蛙
[02:14.60]她老婆 丹顶鹤特白
[02:16.62]明明也没见洗澡
[02:17.94]可她就是特别白
[02:19.94]好的 天黑了
[02:21.64]大家别哔哔
[02:23.14]鬼要抓人了
[02:25.11]这个世界不再压抑
[02:27.88]MD谁又看到CC了
[02:30.19]从前是VV和KK
[02:33.04]后来KK和AA
[02:35.78]最后AA和ZZ
[02:38.36]谁都不认识CC
[02:40.93]从前是VV和KK
[02:43.71]后来KK和AA
[02:46.38]最后AA和ZZ
[02:48.99]谁都不认识CC
[02:51.76]怎么回事
[02:52.67]VV那时喜欢KK
[02:54.33]可是KK心里
[02:55.20]全都是AA
[02:57.01]但那个ZZ
[02:58.31]又是个坏人
[02:59.59]抢走AA带回去每天玩儿命的
[03:02.05]嘿嘿嘿
[03:02.94]伤心的KK
[03:04.17]多年后见到VV
[03:05.61]发现那就是ZZ
[03:07.77]可怜的AA
[03:08.87]孤独的KK
[03:10.36]疯狂的VV
[03:11.60]对了大家好
[03:12.47]我叫CC