The Real Slim Shady (Live From Fuji Rock Festival, Japan / 2001|Explicit)

[00:00.09]Eminem、Proof - The Real Slim Shady (Live From Fuji Rock Festival, Japan 2001|Explicit)
[00:01.05]Written by：Marshall Mathers、Andre R. Young、Mike Elizondo、Tom Coster
[00:01.41]Composed by：Marshall Mathers、Andre R. Young、Mike Elizondo、Tom Coster
[00:04.55]May I have your attention please
[00:07.23]May I have your attention please
[00:10.71]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:14.14]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:18.35]We're gonna have a problem here
[00:19.86]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:22.05]Jaws all on the floor like Pam
[00:23.42]Like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:24.89]And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
[00:26.64]They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
[00:28.98]It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
[00:31.60]He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:34.01]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
[00:36.48]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
[00:38.93]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:40.20]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:42.74]Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
[00:44.97]Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:47.55]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:50.28]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:52.53]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:55.00]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:57.08]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:59.08]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:01.38]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:03.59]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:05.90]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.77]By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:09.09]They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:10.85]We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:13.29]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:15.49]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:17.63]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:20.18]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:22.30]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[01:24.47]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:26.50]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:28.67]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:31.30]Please stand up please stand up
[01:33.57]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[01:35.69]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:37.97]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:40.40]Please stand up please stand up
[01:42.57]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:44.85]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[01:47.42]You think I give a d**n about a Grammy
[01:49.29]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:51.85]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[01:53.84]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[01:56.27]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:58.63]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[02:00.83]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:03.21]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:05.51]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
[02:07.71]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
[02:10.23]I should download her audio on MP3
[02:12.30]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[02:14.87]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:16.74]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:19.72]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:21.49]Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
[02:23.91]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[02:26.14]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[02:28.77]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:30.78]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:33.06]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:35.52]Please stand up please stand up
[02:37.84]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[02:39.96]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:42.13]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:44.61]Please stand up please stand up
[02:46.86]I'm like a head trip to listen to
[02:48.50]'Cause I'm only givin' you
[02:49.46]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:51.68]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:54.63]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:56.90]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:58.67]And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it
[03:00.69]Better than 90% of you rappers out can
[03:02.79]Then you wonder how can
[03:03.75]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
[03:05.25]It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
[03:07.73]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:10.07]Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:12.40]And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:14.72]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:16.85]He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
[03:19.38]Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k
[03:22.10]With his windows down and his system up
[03:24.02]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:25.91]And put one of those fingers on each hand up
[03:28.16]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:30.59]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:33.17]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:35.04]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:37.31]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:39.84]Please stand up please stand up
[03:42.12]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:44.24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:46.57]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:49.05]Please stand up please stand up
[03:51.27]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[03:53.50]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:55.74]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:58.22]Please stand up please stand up
[04:00.49]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[04:02.61]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:04.89]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:07.47]Please stand up please stand up