Mr. Mistofelees (From The Motion Picture Soundtrack "Cats")

[00:00.05]Laurie Davidson - Mr. Mistofelees (From The Motion Picture Soundtrack "Cats")
[00:00.84]Written by:T.S. Elliot
[00:01.04]Composed by:Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:02.13]The greatest magicians have something to learn
[00:06.46]From Mr. Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn
[00:13.03]And we all say
[00:15.65]Oh well I never was there ever
[00:20.55]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[00:30.10]I'm quiet and small I'm black
[00:33.30]From my ears to the tip of my tail
[00:36.55]I can creep through the tiniest crack
[00:39.80]I can walk on the narrowest rail
[00:42.96]I can pick any card from a pack
[00:45.91]I'm equally cunning with dice
[00:49.05]I'm always decieving you into believing
[00:51.69]That you only hunting for mice
[00:54.83]I can play any trick with a cork
[00:57.70]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
[01:00.84]If you look for a knife or a fork
[01:03.85]And you think it merely misplaced
[01:07.15]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
[01:10.77]You find it next week lying out on the lawn
[01:16.07]And we all say
[01:18.31]Oh well I never was there ever
[01:22.59]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[01:33.48]My manner is vague and aloof
[01:36.28]You would think there is nobody shyer
[01:39.13]But my voice has been heard on the roof
[01:41.98]When I was curled up by the fire
[01:44.84]And I sometimes been heard by the fire
[01:47.91]When I was about on the roof
[01:50.69]At least they all heard that somebody purred
[01:53.35]Which is incontestable proof
[01:56.36]Of my singular magical powers
[01:59.16]And I've known the family to call
[02:02.11]He in from the garden for hours
[02:04.86]While I was asleep in the hall
[02:07.86]And not long ago this phenominal cat
[02:11.16]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
[02:19.70]And they all say
[02:21.91]Oh well I never was there ever
[02:26.07]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[02:37.03]Oh well I never was there ever
[02:42.52]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[02:48.63]And we all said oh well I never was there ever
[02:55.04]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[03:02.92]Oh well I never was there ever
[03:07.09]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[03:21.75]Oh well I never was there ever
[03:29.54]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[03:40.94]And we all said oh well I never was there ever
[03:47.11]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[03:54.43]Oh well I never was there ever
[03:58.50]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[04:06.10]Oh well I never was there ever
[04:10.01]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[04:17.23]Oh well I never was there ever
[04:21.31]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
[04:28.41]Ladies and Gentlemen I give you
[04:29.63]The marvellous magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Laurie Davidson - Mr. Mistofelees (From The Motion Picture Soundtrack "Cats")
Written by:T.S. Elliot
Composed by:Andrew Lloyd Webber
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn
And we all say
Oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
I'm quiet and small I'm black
From my ears to the tip of my tail
I can creep through the tiniest crack
I can walk on the narrowest rail
I can pick any card from a pack
I'm equally cunning with dice
I'm always decieving you into believing
That you only hunting for mice
I can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
You find it next week lying out on the lawn
And we all say
Oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
My manner is vague and aloof
You would think there is nobody shyer
But my voice has been heard on the roof
When I was curled up by the fire
And I sometimes been heard by the fire
When I was about on the roof
At least they all heard that somebody purred
Which is incontestable proof
Of my singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
He in from the garden for hours
While I was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenominal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And they all say
Oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
And we all said oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
And we all said oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you
The marvellous magical Mr. Mistoffelees