三好学生的反击

[00:00.000] 作曲 : 日光(Petite Jing)
[00:01.000] 作词 : 日光(Petite Jing)
[00:04.183]Mix by 迪迪
[00:05.203]封面:胖耳朵胖
[00:11.290]I got the paper paper paper paper killing me
[00:12.220](研狗的命拴在论文身上)
[00:14.691]Look at due date due date due date due date
[00:15.962](看那论文的截止日期越发不要脸面)
[00:16.423]要我的命
[00:17.305]Oh My God
[00:17.733](天神地神我的阿拉真神)
[00:17.989]Danger Danger Danger Danger
[00:18.295](我能活我能活我能活)
[00:19.369]Don’t fail the line
[00:19.779](我必能过线)
[00:20.623]我真是学渣学渣学渣学渣
[00:22.226]渣的卡哇伊
[00:23.771]从小到大虎妈猫爸
[00:24.715]中式美德文化
[00:25.675]你要拿第一
[00:26.882]爹哄娘骗
[00:27.504]不好好学习
[00:28.196]走不出大山这里
[00:29.295]送你桃花庵里去
[00:30.142]看不见那
[00:30.142]诗和远方
[00:31.097]永别了撒
[00:31.745]衣景还乡
[00:32.579]对不起
[00:33.121]我的清华北大
[00:34.126]是我不努力
[00:35.541]I don’t wanna be a loser
[00:36.236](叫我王者)
[00:36.850]What Do Re Mi Fa So La Si
[00:37.323](什么音律我通通精通)
[00:38.477]What A B C D E F G
[00:39.301](什么字母表我倒背如流)
[00:40.162]送我重洋远渡
[00:40.992]做那唯一黄皮肤
[00:42.328]九年教育义务
[00:43.672]都什么
[00:44.529]What’s your name?
[00:44.859](您贵姓?)
[00:45.511]李雷你回忆起
[00:46.129]韩梅梅真美丽
[00:47.282]I got the paper paper paper paper killing me
[00:47.840](研狗的命拴在论文身上)
[00:49.717]Look at due date due date due date due date
[00:50.458](看那论文的截止日期越发不要脸面)
[00:52.076]要我的命
[00:52.863]Oh My God
[00:53.304](天神地神我的阿拉真神)
[00:53.304]Danger Danger Danger Danger
[00:53.953](我能活我能活我能活)
[00:55.106]Don’t fail the line
[00:55.677](我必能过线)
[00:56.003]我真是学渣学渣学渣学渣
[00:57.885]渣的卡哇伊
[00:59.184]Hopefully Hopefully
[00:59.610](喜报喜报特大喜报)
[01:00.196]Susi figure out
[01:00.671](印度女郎苏西女士开了天眼)
[01:01.560]She did not 懵个了笔
[01:01.990](她清醒了)
[01:02.425]助我一臂之力
[01:02.987]脚踏大学土地
[01:03.683]本想一劳永逸
[01:04.573]12点钟声响起
[01:05.356]黑眼圈的惯例致敬晨曦
[01:06.558]勤奋学习意志力早晚殆尽
[01:08.087]折下我青春的羽翼
[01:09.227]痴想明日未来那希冀
[01:10.761]进进出出又出出进进
[01:13.488]他高考复读又硬着头皮
[01:14.396]留级升级或是辍学流离
[01:15.581]成绩摇摆不定比股市刺激
[01:17.053]教育育人煞人
[01:17.831]头破雪流光复家门一纸高门
[01:18.918]又能否让一纸学籍
[01:19.712]越过裙带关系
[01:20.909]减负体恤升学还需要助力
[01:23.145]啊哈 学渣在哭泣
[01:25.912]啊哈 学霸在游戏
[01:28.711]啊哈 老王在作弊
[01:31.147]啊哈 求放过大吉大利
[01:35.113]SAT ACT GRE OR GMAT
[01:37.112](美国本科研究生入学考试)
[01:37.934]我愿意
[01:38.487]咱俩拉拉关系
[01:39.260]那些年教授请假比过年还欢喜
[01:40.796]哼 这题学不会
[01:42.317]哼 课堂嗜睡无罪
[01:43.335]哼 Fail的滋味
[01:44.133](考试没过)
[01:45.058]到底由谁来安慰
[01:46.322]I got the paper paper paper paper killing me
[01:47.467](研狗的命拴在论文身上)
[01:49.007]Look at due date due date due date due date
[01:49.732](看那论文的截止日期越发不要脸面)
[01:51.170]要我的命
[01:52.267]Oh My God
[01:52.822](天神地神我的阿拉真神)
[01:53.300]Danger Danger Danger Danger
[01:53.674](我能活我能活我能活)
[01:54.271]Don’t fail the line
[01:54.657](我必能过线)
[01:55.349]我真是学渣学渣学渣学渣
[01:57.203]渣的太彻底
[01:58.445]SaSa call me again
[01:58.727](莎莎喊我喝奶茶)
[02:00.094]NaNa call me again
[02:00.788](娜娜喊我去购物)
[02:01.723]PaPa call me again
[02:02.357](没少被你爹骂吧)
[02:03.732]Everybody your friend
[02:03.999](你们这些交际花儿)
[02:04.615]SaSa call me again
[02:05.312](莎莎喊我喝奶茶)
[02:05.998]NaNa call me again
[02:06.678](娜娜喊我去购物)
[02:07.239]PaPa call me again
[02:07.578](小心被你爹查岗)
[02:09.223]Everybody your friend
[02:10.060](好好学习保命要紧)
作曲 : 日光(Petite Jing)
作词 : 日光(Petite Jing)
Mix by 迪迪
封面:胖耳朵胖
I got the paper paper paper paper killing me
(研狗的命拴在论文身上)
Look at due date due date due date due date
(看那论文的截止日期越发不要脸面)
要我的命
Oh My God
(天神地神我的阿拉真神)
Danger Danger Danger Danger
(我能活我能活我能活)
Don’t fail the line
(我必能过线)
我真是学渣学渣学渣学渣
渣的卡哇伊
从小到大虎妈猫爸
中式美德文化
你要拿第一
爹哄娘骗
不好好学习
走不出大山这里
送你桃花庵里去
看不见那
诗和远方
永别了撒
衣景还乡
对不起
我的清华北大
是我不努力
I don’t wanna be a loser
(叫我王者)
What Do Re Mi Fa So La Si
(什么音律我通通精通)
What A B C D E F G
(什么字母表我倒背如流)
送我重洋远渡
做那唯一黄皮肤
九年教育义务
都什么
What’s your name?
(您贵姓?)
李雷你回忆起
韩梅梅真美丽
I got the paper paper paper paper killing me
(研狗的命拴在论文身上)
Look at due date due date due date due date
(看那论文的截止日期越发不要脸面)
要我的命
Oh My God
(天神地神我的阿拉真神)
Danger Danger Danger Danger
(我能活我能活我能活)
Don’t fail the line
(我必能过线)
我真是学渣学渣学渣学渣
渣的卡哇伊
Hopefully Hopefully
(喜报喜报特大喜报)
Susi figure out
(印度女郎苏西女士开了天眼)
She did not 懵个了笔
(她清醒了)
助我一臂之力
脚踏大学土地
本想一劳永逸
12点钟声响起
黑眼圈的惯例致敬晨曦
勤奋学习意志力早晚殆尽
折下我青春的羽翼
痴想明日未来那希冀
进进出出又出出进进
他高考复读又硬着头皮
留级升级或是辍学流离
成绩摇摆不定比股市刺激
教育育人煞人
头破雪流光复家门一纸高门
又能否让一纸学籍
越过裙带关系
减负体恤升学还需要助力
啊哈 学渣在哭泣
啊哈 学霸在游戏
啊哈 老王在作弊
啊哈 求放过大吉大利
SAT ACT GRE OR GMAT
(美国本科研究生入学考试)
我愿意
咱俩拉拉关系
那些年教授请假比过年还欢喜
哼 这题学不会
哼 课堂嗜睡无罪
哼 Fail的滋味
(考试没过)
到底由谁来安慰
I got the paper paper paper paper killing me
(研狗的命拴在论文身上)
Look at due date due date due date due date
(看那论文的截止日期越发不要脸面)
要我的命
Oh My God
(天神地神我的阿拉真神)
Danger Danger Danger Danger
(我能活我能活我能活)
Don’t fail the line
(我必能过线)
我真是学渣学渣学渣学渣
渣的太彻底
SaSa call me again
(莎莎喊我喝奶茶)
NaNa call me again
(娜娜喊我去购物)
PaPa call me again
(没少被你爹骂吧)
Everybody your friend
(你们这些交际花儿)
SaSa call me again
(莎莎喊我喝奶茶)
NaNa call me again
(娜娜喊我去购物)
PaPa call me again
(小心被你爹查岗)
Everybody your friend
(好好学习保命要紧)