Rap Devil

[00:00.78]Machine Gun Kelly - Rap Devil
[00:15.05]Oh my god Ronny
[00:16.47]Ay somebody grab him some clippers zzzzt
[00:18.90]His f**kin' beard is weird
[00:20.25]Tough talk from a rapper payin' millions for security a year
[00:23.24]I think my dad's gone crazy
[00:25.45]Yeah hailie you right
[00:26.56]Dad's always mad cooped up
[00:28.23]In the studio yellin' at the mic
[00:29.83]You're sober and bored huh I know
[00:31.49]About to be 46 years old dog
[00:33.60]Talking 'bout I'ma call up trick trick
[00:35.01]Man you sound like a b**ch b**ch
[00:36.18]Man up and handle your shit ugh
[00:38.01]Mad about something I said in 2012
[00:39.68]Took you six years and a surprise album
[00:41.34]Just to come with a diss
[00:42.89]Homie we get it
[00:43.93]We know that you're the greatest rapper alive
[00:45.99]F**kin' dweeb all you do is read
[00:47.46]The dictionary and stay inside
[00:48.57]F**k rap god I'm the rap devil
[00:50.23]Coming' bare-faced with a black shovel
[00:51.75]Like the armageddon when the smoke settle
[00:53.45]His body next to this instrumental I'm sayin'
[00:55.53]I'm sick of them sweatsuits
[00:56.49]And them corny hats let's talk about it
[00:58.67]I'm sick of you being rich
[00:59.83]And you still mad let's talk about it
[01:01.84]Both of us single dads
[01:03.01]From the midwest we can talk about it
[01:05.00]Or we could get gully I'll size up your body
[01:06.78]And put some white chalk around it
[01:08.20]Let's talk about the fact
[01:09.22]You actually blackballed a rapper
[01:10.42]That's twice as young as you let's talk about it
[01:11.73]Let's call sway
[01:12.31]Ask why I can't go on shade 45 because of you brrt
[01:14.77]Let's ask interscope
[01:15.63]How you had paul rosenberg tryin' to shelf me huh
[01:17.80]Still can't cover up the fact
[01:18.99]Your last four albums is as bad as your selfie
[01:20.91]Now tell me what do you stand for what
[01:22.53]I know you can't stand yourself no
[01:24.26]Tryin' to be the old you so bad you stand yourself ha
[01:27.42]Let's leave all the beefin' to 50 please
[01:29.00]Em you're pushin' 50
[01:30.61]Why you claimin' that I'ma call puff
[01:32.38]When you the one that called diddy facts
[01:33.94]Then you went and called Jimmy facts
[01:35.42]They conference called me in the morning what
[01:37.10]They told me you mad about a tweet
[01:38.61]You wanted me to say sorry what
[01:40.28]I swear to god I ain't believe him nah
[01:41.84]Please say it ain't so no
[01:43.58]The big bad bully of the rap game can't take a f**kin' joke
[01:46.62]Oh you want some f**kin' smoke what
[01:48.49]But not literally you'll choke
[01:49.77]Yeah I'll acknowledge you're the goat
[01:51.18]But I'm the gunner b**ch I got you in the scope brra
[01:53.19]Don't have a heart attack now oh
[01:54.67]Somebody help your mans up help
[01:56.11]Knees weak of old age the real slim shady can't stand up
[01:59.33]I'm sick of them sweatsuits
[02:00.54]And them corny hats let's talk about it
[02:02.56]I'm sick of you being rich
[02:03.67]And you still mad let's talk about it
[02:05.71]Both of us single dads
[02:07.03]From the midwest we can talk about it
[02:09.13]Or we could get gully I'll size up your body
[02:10.70]And put some white chalk around it
[02:12.03]Hello Marshall my name's Colson
[02:14.00]You should go back to recovery
[02:15.34]I know your ego is hurtin'
[02:16.68]Just knowin' that all of your fans discovered me hi
[02:18.68]He like damn he a younger me
[02:20.20]Except he dresses better and I'm ugly
[02:21.67]Always making fun of me
[02:22.73]Stop all the thuggery marshall
[02:23.78]You living' in luxury damn
[02:25.18]Look what you done to me
[02:26.12]Dropped an album just because of me
[02:27.11]Damn you in love with me
[02:28.05]You got money but I'm hungry
[02:28.96]I like the diss
[02:29.77]But you won't say them lyrics out in front of me
[02:31.44]Shout out to every rapper that's up under me
[02:32.96]Know that I'll never do you like this f**kery
[02:34.70]Still bitter after everyone loves you
[02:36.52]Pull that wedgie out your dungarees hey
[02:37.97]I gotta respect the ogs
[02:39.63]And I know most of 'em personally ayy
[02:41.02]But you're just a bully actin' like a baby
[02:42.68]So I gotta read you a nursery nursery
[02:44.30]I'm the ghost of the future
[02:45.59]And you're just ebenezer scrooge facts
[02:47.34]I said on flex anyone could get it
[02:49.32]I ain't know it would be you
[02:50.55]I'm sick of them sweatsuits
[02:51.64]And them corny hats let's talk about it
[02:53.71]I'm sick of you being rich
[02:55.04]And you still mad let's talk about it
[02:57.02]Both of us single dads
[02:58.28]From the midwest we can talk about it
[03:00.41]Or we could get gully I'll size up your body
[03:01.88]And put some white chalk around it
[03:04.40]Ridin' shotty 'cause I gotta roll this dope
[03:06.87]It's a fast road
[03:08.32]When your idols become your rivals yeah
[03:10.47]Never hesitate to say it to your face I'm a asshole
[03:14.62]Oh my god Ronny
[03:15.33]B**ch-**s motherf**ker
[03:16.34]We know you get nervous rabbit
[03:17.49]I see momma's spaghetti all over your sweater
[03:19.07]I wish you would lose yourself on the records
[03:20.79]That you made a decade ago they were better
[03:22.36]Accordin' to them you're a national treasure
[03:24.25]To me you're as soft as a feather
[03:25.34]The type to be scared to ask rihanna for her number
[03:27.38]Just hold her umbrella-ella- ella
[03:28.98]I'm not afraid okay oscar
[03:30.80]The grouch chill on the couch f**k
[03:32.32]You got an oscar damn
[03:33.49]Can anyone else get some food in their mouth for real
[03:35.59]They made a movie about you
[03:36.98]You're in everybody's top ten
[03:38.53]You're not getting better with time
[03:39.95]It's fine eminem put down the pen
[03:41.84]Or write an apology
[03:42.85]Over the simple fact
[03:43.76]You had to diss to acknowledge me
[03:45.12]I am the prodigy
[03:46.07]How could I even look up to you
[03:47.34]You ain't as tall as me
[03:47.97]5'8 and I'm 6'4 seven punches hold your head still
[03:51.49]Last time you saw 8 mile was at home on a treadmill
[03:54.57]You were named after a candy
[03:56.39]I was named after a gangster brr
[03:57.78]And don't be a sucker and take my verse
[03:59.19]Off of yelawolf's album thank you thank you
[04:01.32]I just wanna feed my daughter
[04:02.33]You tryna stop the money to support her
[04:04.25]You the one always talking 'bout the action
[04:05.61]Text me the addy I'm pullin' up scrappin'
[04:07.18]And I'm by my f**kin' self what's happenin'
[04:08.70]Est captain salute me or shoot me
[04:10.47]That's what he's gonna have to do to me
[04:11.89]When he realizes there ain't shit he could do to me
[04:13.86]Everybody always hated me
[04:15.57]This isn't anything new to me
[04:16.96]Yeah there's a difference between us
[04:18.47]I got all of my s**t without dre producin' me ayy
[04:20.39]I know you're not used to me
[04:21.50]Usually one of your disses should ruin me
[04:23.30]But bitch I'm from cleveland
[04:24.23]Everybody quiet this evening
[04:25.25]I'm readin' the eulogy shh
[04:26.70]Dropped an album called kamikaze
[04:28.44]So that means he killed him
[04:29.97]Already f**ked one rapper's girl this week
[04:31.94]Don't make me call kim
[04:32.95]I'm sick of them sweatsuits
[04:34.07]And them corny hats let's talk about it
[04:36.19]I'm sick of you being rich
[04:37.45]And you still mad let's talk about it
[04:39.38]Both of us single dads
[04:40.65]From the midwest we can talk about it
[04:42.63]Or we could get gully
[04:43.54]I'll size up your body
[04:44.39]And put some white chalk around it